I am absolutely convinced that it is not possible to have any vivid memories from a concert. I try my best to capture a moment so I can take something home with me but it doesn’t happen. It’s not the drugs or alcohol either that cause this failure because I have gone to concerts sober as well.
This picture was taken after the concert was over but before the concert it would have been the same picture with a brighter sky. They tell you the concert starts at 8pm but it never really does until an hour later. For that hour or 2 before people just drink alcohol. I went into the casino to get a beer. $7.50 for a bottle of Heineken! I didn’t care how much cleavage she was showing, I wasn’t going to throw anything in her tip jar. For what? Handing me a bottle of overpriced beer? Plus I knew I wasn’t going back.
After doing a random check in my pockets, I got that feeling that you get when you think you lost your wallet. Except I don’t carry a wallet but I didn’t feel my car keys. I felt like an idiot because I had just arrived 10 minutes ago. I know I had them because I remember arming my car. I remember thinking how amazing it was that I remembered that I armed my car. But even more amazing is that the lost and found already had my keys in their possession.
I just ended up walking around for a bit, looking at old people gamble their kids inheritance away before I decided to go into the concert.
There were a lot slutty looking middle aged white women who probably used to touch themselves while thinking about Axl Rose. The thing I hate about being at a standing section with a bunch of white people is that I’m shorter than most of them. There should be a handicap section for me somewhere near the front. I am kind of exaggerating for entertainment purposes because the view was still pretty decent. I think if I was tall, I would still complain because I would feel bad for standing in front of people.
Halfway through the concert I was really high and for whatever reason it seemed like everyone else was having more fun too. I don’t remember anything very vividly from the concert but I remember that I was there and I had a really good time.
I will leave you with this short video clip that I took