When I searched the internet today I typed in, “why did…” and the 3 suggestions that Google offered were…
- why did I get married
- why did ww1 start
- why did trump win
Google didn’t give me what I wanted until I typed the first 2 letters of the next word it correctly guessed what I was looking for. One day it’s going to be able to read our mind.
Why did I get married?
Because you’re stupid. Just kidding. Pick one of the following…love, fear, money, boredom, accidental pregnancy.
Why did ww1 start?
I learned this in grade 12 history class. Something to do with someone assassinating a political leader and something to do with a powder keg in the Balkans.
Why did Trump win?
Because life is a joke.
Are there that many people interested in WW1? Do millions of people need someone else to tell them why they got married? I suppose getting married can be like going to college after high school or getting your driver’s license when you turn 16…it just seems like the next step.