With a power outage currently in effect, my options are to read, write, eat potato chips or jerk off. I can’t even boil water to make a hot beverage. It’s a little worrisome with how much we depend on electricity. If this went on for only a few more days it would be chaos. A smartphone battery just doesn’t last.
Tonight I may be forced to design a little romance by lighting candles while I shower. With no electricity tonight and being unable to watch Dateline NBC it may also force me to meditate my hunger pains away.
I really hope it’s a neighbourhood power outage because if it’s only this house then I have to “man up” and do something about it. I’d much rather just wait for all the lights to magically turn on and digital clocks to blink “12:00.”