Being a Hater, Real Titties, Dead Artists

Today started with a Howard Stern interview with Conan o’Brien. I was delighted to hear that amid Conan’s success that he battles with a slight depression and sees a therapist as well. It makes me feel better when successful people have some misery to deal with. This is a good sign that I hate my life. With a life as decorated and accomplished as Conan’s, him being depressed must be real unlike the millions of other regular folks who are taking an anti-depressant to compensate for their shitty lives.

The highlight of the day was watching the movie Wild with Reese Witherspoon. The movie was good but more importantly there were many scenes where Reese shows her titties. As mainstream beauty becomes more man-made, the unimplanted boob becomes more desirable. A natural B-cup will do more for me than a monstrous Frankenstein DD.

Patsy Cline has been dead since 1963 which means it’s okay to download her music without feeling any guilt. You can’t steal from a dead person, I don’t think. And whoever reaps the financial benefits from her music doesn’t really deserve any of it. Who’s buying Patsy Cline CDs today anyway? Now I feel bad for sounding like an asshole.

I had a very Chinese dinner today. Pork side ribs with rice and broccoli. There’s a theme to most classic Chinese dishes which is cheap. Side ribs are cheaper because of the fat content. Rice is so cheap that people throw handfuls of it at people and laugh.

It’s about time to play dead soon so that I can be well-rested to be less miserable at work tomorrow. What a great way to live life. Life is beautiful.

Goodnight.  Muah!

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6 comments on “Being a Hater, Real Titties, Dead Artists

  1. I bought a Patsy Cline album last year. Granted it was a cheap greatest hits Amazon monster MP3.

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  2. I love Mr Johnson’s longreads..
    Thanks for sharing your thoughts sire

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