I am like a mouse and 9 to 5 is my maze that I’m constantly trying to find a way out of. I don’t really care if there is a piece of cheese waiting for me on the outside or not. All that matters is that I find a way out without getting my tail snapped off. As many as you working stiffs like myself may know, it’s not an easy task.
There was this one desperate idea that I came up with. The plan would be to have a rich homosexual man fall in love with me. I figure if the majority of heterosexual males lust after Asian women then the majority of homosexual males feel the same towards Asian guys. I keep my body in pretty decent shape, look young for my age, I naturally have very little body hair and I’ve even had a stripper comment on how smooth my skin is.
My idea seemed okay until the thought of getting butt plugged by a guy would be a reality. Possibly a daily reality. That didn’t sit well with me and I probably wouldn’t be able to sit well either. A better plan would be to get into the drug game and try to make it rich that way. If I succeed then it’s all good. If I don’t succeed and go to jail then I can get butt raped but this idea at least gives me a chance to not give my asshole up right away.