Me: So you have a week off next week. You going anywhere?
Him: Going to Cuba
Me: Nice! Just you and the wife?
Him: The kids too
Me: Really? Can’t you leave them here or somewhere?
Him: My wife wants the kids to come
Him: Are you married?
Him: I didn’t think so cause if you were you would know why
Me: Okay. So why?
Him: Bringing the kids ensures there will be no intimacy
Him: Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy wife, unhappy life
Glorified sperm donor ?
Happy wife or unhappy wife = kill myself