A bastard child but not that old and not that dirty.  My vice in life is joking around.  It’s like my heroin.  Everytime I tell myself that I’m going to tone it down it doesn’t seem to work.  I like being around people who I can get a reaction from.  Some people may call it assholism but I guess I’m trying to keep it unboring.  I also seem to make up words that don’t really exist in the English language.  Randomness is a spice to life.  I don’t like working regular jobs, “good” jobs, or labour intensive jobs.  Borrrrriiinnnng.  Yes, in terms of jobs I have narrowed it down to nothing.  To be more precise I don’t like working these jobs 8 plus hours a day, 5 days a week.  The sad thing is though, I do work a regular job with a similar schedule but I haven’t accepted it as life yet.  I guess you can say I haven’t given up or one could also say that I’m a dreamer.  I’d rather be a dreamer than a deader.   Deader is probably the most dumbest sounding imaginary word ever thought of.   Life should be more about fun and enjoyment rather than giving into fears, security and acceptance.   I also have the ability to easily turn a regular conversation into some kind of rant.  I suppose I’m just not happy with the way society thinks but whatever.  All I can do is live my own life and hopefully when I look back I’ll be happy I made the decisions I did.  I like Slash, alcohol, green tea, healthy eating and a bunch of other stuff that you will probably encounter on my just another WordPress site.   Thank you, thank you very much.

28 comments on “About

  1. caracaleo says:

    I’m sorry but I’m in love with your writing. Like omg I almost peed my pants the first time I read one of your posts I was laughing so hard. ROTFLMAFOAHAHA (rolling on the floor laughing my f***ing a** off and having a heart attack)

    • mindo240 says:

      You don’t have to apologize. I think I should cause apparently I almost made you urinate involuntarily. You’re too young for Depends undergarments. rotflmfaoahaha.. I like that! I’d like to include it in my internet vocabulary but I don’t think I will remember. This hard drive of mine I sometimes call a brain is getting full and slow.

  2. veraersilia says:

    Hey I also make up words that “do not exist” => then they exist! I also rant. I shall be back. This is a threat as much as a promise. … you MAY take it personally…

  3. lightpuma says:

    Good to know there are people out there who don’t give into the work work WORK attitude that so many others prescribe too. Gotta live your life, not just exist. You have to start somewhere, start small if you want, and start working towards living the life you want.

    • mindo240 says:

      I guess I haven’t given into the attitude but currently all I’m doing is pretty much existing. Don’t worry, I’m still scheming and dreaming. Thanks for stopping by.

  4. journeyman1977 says:

    bro, keeping up with the spirit of Christmas you, yes YOU have been nominated by me for a ridiculous award as I had nothing else to give…come check it out http://journeyman1977.wordpress.com/2012/12/13/a-time-for-giving/

  5. veraersilia says:

    I did a random run thru yr pages and I must say that much of what you say does resonate with/in my personal experience. Except that I am old now and much of existence with its problematics is behind me. There are new extreme problems though and the solutions do not exist now as they did in years past. So just remember that the life you lead now will become yr.memories of living when you are old. Keep up your independent spirit, and yr ideas and yr free thinking. They are what makes you so human.
    And Merry Christmas ! v.

    • mindo240 says:

      You followed through with your threat and came back! Thank you for your kind and enlightening words. I will remember them and hold them in high regard as from your “about” page it sounds as though you have done some living on this Earth. I’m not sure if my memories of living will be a good or bad thing when I’m old. If I happen to live a really bad life though, I can still hope that I will lose my memory when I’m old. Merry Christmas? I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, how dare you. Just kidding, I’m not. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Hahahaha. Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones.

  6. Kristin :) says:

    Not gonna lie, I loveee your writing style! Haha your “I don’t give a shit” attitude = win! But at the same time, you always turn your rants into something positive. Very cool. Keep it up! :)

  7. Celia says:

    Your candor may be rarer than your vocabulary, even.

    • MrJohnson says:

      Thank you. Your comment is meaningful to me. You forced me to learn a new word today too, “candor.” This is why I make up words, cause my vocabulary is limited. I won’t forget this word and its meaning unlike many others that cross my eyes and ears.

  8. meeshabaig says:

    Hii, I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award!
    Here’s the link for more information. :)

  9. Turns out I’ve never soiled your cyber house with weird yet. You got (magic) tea? I’ll stay on the couch, mate.

  10. julienmatei says:

    “I’d rather be a dreamer than a deader.”

    So let your dream be the deader then :)

  11. After reading a few of your blog posts, I s2g you are the male version of me XD you’re a complete twat and it’s brilliant

  12. My Lord, if ye shall not update thy blog more frequently for my entertainment, I shall be displeased. Now get to work!

  13. mobowill says:

    All your posts are really candid and engaging. Few bloggers write about life in such an honest and non-cliche’d manner.
    I doubt I need to tell you this, but I’ll say it anyway: Keep it up!

    • MrJohnson says:

      Believe me, you need to tell me this. I just write in a way that I think would be entertaining but I don’t really ever know what others think of it so thank you very much.

  14. lightpuma says:

    I wanted to re-read your post “Being A Foreigner in Your Own Country” but I can’t find it : ( .

  15. Trish says:

    OMG, you’re hysterical!!!!

  16. The Real DC says:

    I’d rather be a dreamer than a deader TOO, MrJohnson!!!!!

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