I wish these people would start picking up after their dogs. Although, I can see myself wanting to get away without picking up after dog’s bowel art. Well, as you may have guessed I stepped on dog crap again while working. I’m averaging once every month and a half.
Everytime though, I don’t notice until I start driving and smell dog crap. Very first place I look at is where I usually walk in to see if there are any shit residues. Almost always there is. Of course the final test is looking at the bottom of your shoe. Yep, there it was on the toe quadrant of my shoe. So I go to pull over where there’s grass and pour water on my shoe and do a few wipes on the grass.
The crappy thing is I know I walked into a customers building before I wiped it off from my shoe cause I smelt it after that delivery and I know I had to of stepped in it a delivery before them cause they’re surrounded by concrete. Oh well. Hopefully they suspect a few other people.
The weird thing is after I step in crap I start thinking about it and I start cracking up. I don’t know what it is. I start imagining people I know stepping in shit and looking all pissed off and I can imagine how funny that would be. I’m not even sure why humans find stepping in crap so amusing. I’m cracking up right now while I’m writing this. I bet you most of the time after someone steps on dog crap the first words out of their mouth is “shit.”
